When it comes to breakfast, I'm the worst. I struggle waking up and putting something in my my if it's stodgy, too sweet, or too bready....

Sometimes meat isn't all that necessary. When the cupboard is bare and the butcher is closed and all you're left with is that neglected...

I have these events in my sleep that are dreams, but they're just burgers being compiled in my mind's eye. They always come after eating...